Tuesday, October 03, 2006

been a while

Haven't blogged in a while...mainly out of laziness. I think I'm gonna try to start posting something about once a week, on my nights off.

Anyway, the books I read since I last posted:

For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway. Hemingway is not a favorite author of mine, by a long shot, but I tried to read this book in high school, and wasn't able to finish it, so I gave it another shot. It wasn't too bad, though I doubt I'll ever read it again.

The Blackboard Jungle by Evan Hunter. Hunter is Ed McBain's real name, which he reserved for his serious literary writing. I love McBain, so it really isn't surprising that I enjoyed this novel immensely.

The Man From St. Petersberg by Ken Follett. Follett is kinda the king of the dumb commercial potboiler with just enough of a dash of actual historical background to keep it from being completely brain atrophying. This was fast paced enough, but completely disposable.

CainX3. An omnibus collection of James M. Cain's three most famous novels. The Postman Always Rings Twice was more quaint than anything else. Of course, my appreciation of it is probably decreased by the extant to which every plot point has been endlessly recycled by hack crime movies and novels for 70 years now.

Mildred Pierce was interesting, though not all that enjoyable. The first half of it struck me as being something like an earthier, less sentimental variation on Imitation of Life...it picked up a bit in the second half, after Veda turned into Darth Bitch. I definately didn't see that last twist coming, and that's impressive.

Double Indemnity was the best of the three.

The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore. Moore is, by far, one of the funniest novelists writing today. He's good enough that he actually manages to make the obligatory Christmas novel that most mainstream writers seem compelled to produce actually worth reading.

Fat Ollie's Book by Ed McBain. Another 87th Precint novel. Fat Ollie is my favorite of the regular characters in this series, and it was nice to have a novel mostly focused on him...unfortunately, McBain chose to dedicate way too much space to Ollie's horribly written novel. The first couple paragraphs of deliberately bad writing were funny, but it became tedious after a couple pages.

Why Darwin Matters by Michael Shermer. Yet another defense of evolutionary theory against the ID wingnuts. This stuff is serious preaching to the converted, for me, but I still enjoy it.

The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie. I found this novel on the library shelf completely by accident. I glanced at it, and wondered if this is the same Hugh Laurie from Blackadder and House. Turns out it is. The novel is a fantastic parody of commercial spy thrillers...though the jacket refers a lot to James Bond, it really reads more like a Robert Ludlum novel, only with a distinct awareness of it's own absurdity. Definately worth the read.

That's really all I have for right now...next week, I might write a bit about my annoying co-workers.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

rock star liveblogging, final installment

Time for the last Rock Star of the year...

Magni is performing first: He's doing his Vegasy version of Fire first...

Toby is next, doing White Wedding, and his karaoke worthy Billy Idol impersonation...

They sent Magni home...much like Storm, he is actually more talented and polished than the actual members of Supernova, so that makes sense.

The Lukas 'highlight' real...someone please shoot me...

It is either going to be Lukas or Dilana...Dilana should win, based on merit...based on what Supernova deserves, it should be Lukas.

Lukas is now boring me with Bittersweet Symphony.

Dilana is doing Zombie again...I don't particularly like this song, and her performance doesn't really make me re-evaluate my opinion.

Toby is doing Somebody Told Me, which is the least annoying song by pre-eminently annoying retro-New Wave fuckwads The Killers. Of all the performers, Toby sounds most consistently like a professional karaoke singer...


I was right, they just sent Toby home.


They just picked Lukas. Fucking morons.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

books, jury duty, and rock star liveblogging

Well, over the weekend, I read:

1. The Guns of Heaven by Pete Hamill. This is the latest book from Hard Case Crime. It is an absolutely fantastic reprint from 1983, dealing with the IRA. I've never read anything else by Hamill, but he is apparently a journalist of some repute. Overall, the book was very similar in tone to the work of Andrew Vachss, one of my favorite writers.

2. Money, Money, Money by Ed McBain. Another 87th Precinct novel. The best one since Mischief. Particularly interesting, in that it is a pre-9/11 novel, featuring Al Qaeda operatives as bad guys...

On Monday, I reported for Jury Duty. There isn't really much interesting to say about it. I sat in a big room for 4 and a half hours, than they gave me $17 and sent me home. I didn't even get to experience a voir dire, which I was kinda looking forward to. I drank some bad cofee, ate some english muffins, and alternately dozed and read bits of For Whome the Bell Tolls.

Now for Rock Star...they brought back Ryan for a special encore, which is boring me to tears...I think it's an original song, but it sounds so much like everything else on the radio right now that I'm not certain...they gave him a car.

Season recap...boring...

they are doing the two songs, one cover, one original thing again...Toby is up first, starting with Karma Police by Radiohead. I hate Radiohead with a fervor equal to that of my hatred for Coldplay, on whom I wished cancer. I wish cancer on Radiohead, too. He's doing the same stupid frat rock song he did last week...only this time Magni is joining him on guitar, isn't that sweet.

Well, this is craptacular. Lukas is doing Fix You by Coldplay. Did I mention I hate Coldplay, and want them to die, as painfully as possible? I did? Good. And his original song is more insufferable emo crap, in ballad form. Oh, it's that Head Spin song...I guess it sounded familiar when he did it on the results show last week, cause it's the same original song he played on the previous episode, and now he's doing it again...do none of these people have more than one original song?

Dilana is starting out with Roxanne...I have to admit, I really liked that...and she actually made good use of the other contestants, singing harmony...her original song, Supersoul, isn't too bad, either...overall, the best performance from Dilana for the last 3 or 4 weeks...

Magni starts with Hush by Deep Purple...not one of my favorite songs...the perfomance is pretty good, though. He's doing the same original he did last week...

Tomorrow is the last show. My vote goes to Dilana. Well, it would if I were to bother voting.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

yet another book

I just finished Dodsworth by Sinclair Lewis last night...I wouldn't have thought a novel about an automobile designer going on a European vacation with his annoying twit of a wife would be particularly compelling, but Lewis was such a brilliant writer, he made it genuinely fascinating.

In other news, I will be reporting for Jury Duty in the Washtenaw County Court on Monday morning...that should provide interesting things to write about...

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Rock Star Liveblogging, volume 6

Magni is singing the original Supernova song this week...another power-ballady type thing...instantly forgettable...

Oh, and just so y'all know, the new 'Fruity Cheerios'...absolutely disgusting...I had to dump half the bowl down the toilet...

Whoever sings the encore wins a Honda...And it goes to Toby, for his vomit inducing original song...which he dedicates to Steve Irwen.

Storm, who gave last night's best performance, is in the bottom three. She's doing Wish You Were Here, by far my favorite Floyd song...better not fuck it up...this is underwhelming...too American Idoly by half...

Dilana is next...she's doing a lame punk version of I Want You To Want Me...bad punk covers of non-punk songs is one trend that I really wish would go away...I mean, Social Distortion did a great job with Ring of Fire, but most punk bands aren't nearly as cool as them, so cut it the fuck out.

Lukas is the last in the bottom three...hopefully, they kick has ass off, finally. But, between now and than, 3-5 minutes of suck. He's doing some song I don't know called Head Spin. This might be a good song, but I'd never be able to tell from Lukas' lame as usual performance. Actually, now that he's done the chorus, I seem to recall hearing this on the radio at some point...it must have just washed over me like most craptacular modern rock does...

The fucking morons got rid of Storm.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I hate titles

So, I've read three more novels since the last time I bothered writing anything.

The Last Dance, by Ed Mcbain, is the 50th novel in his 87th Precinct series. It was nothing spectacular, but was nicely paced, and I got through it in one sitting.

The Island of Dr. Moreau, by H.G. Wells. This is one of those books I should have probably read years ago, but never got around to. I honestly wasn't that impresses, though how much that has to do with the actual quality of the writing, and how much with the fact that I pretty much already knew the entire story from the various knock-offs and film adaptations I've encountered over the years, I can't really say. I found it to be slow paced, and rather ponderous.

The Dirty Dozen, by E. M. Nathanson. I wonder how many people in the last 30 years or so have actually read this book? Pretty much everyone has seen the movie, of course...and the book is significantly different. It has a much more somber, sad mood than the film. It is also pretty much completely about the training, with the mission covered, seemingly almost as an afterthought, only in the last 20 pages or so...

Anyway, time for more Rock Star Live Blogging! Woohoo!

They apparently made each of the 'rockers' write an original song with Gilby, and they have to play it in a set with their other song selection.

Dilana starts out, making something utterly boring out of Behind Blue Eyes. I mean, that was just dead in the water. Her original song has no hooks, no real melody, is just kinda sludgy and pointless...maybe she's getting lazy, maybe she just is showing her limitations...

Well, Magni is giving his usual Vegas cabaret treatment to Back in the USSR...Magi's original song actually has some life to it...I wouldn't buy this on cd, or waste time downloading it, but I wouldn't turn away from it in disgust if I came across it on the radio...

Storm is doing Suffragette City, with Navarro on guitar...not impressing me at all...so far, Storm's original song is the best original piece of music that any of the contestants have done this season...

next up, Lukas brings the suck hardcore, yet again.

Lukas is totally ruining Living on a Prayer...he's turning it into a fucking emo-ass dirge...this is new depths of suck...a true personal worst for Lukas, and that's sayin something...and now, oh joy, Lukas' original song...it's about his mom...how sweet...more emo-bullshit.

Toby is singing Mr. Brightside...and he is doing another karaoke-esque imitation of the singer who did the original version...of course, this song sucks to begin with, so at least he can't ruin it...and his original song is tuneless frat-rock bullshit...

Well, Storm would get my vote tonight, if I were to bother voting, which I won't.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Rock Star liveblogging, volume 4

well, recaps and happy talk are done...time for Lukas to bring the suck yet again on a Supernova song. Oh joy, a power ballad. This is so bad that words fail me. It'll probably be a huge hit on modern rock radio stations nation wide...ya know, if Lukas shaved off his weird facial hair, he'd look like Thom Yorke would after a sex change...

I just noticed that Dilana is wearing a Viking Helmet. Between her, and Flava Flav, maybe this stands a chance of becoming a true fashion trend...

Toby is doing an encore of his bad Billy Idol impression...I'll ignore it, and take this opportunity to write about something else...

Last night, I read All the Flowers Are Dying, by Lawrence Block. This is the 16th and most recent volume of his Matthew Scudder novels, and, frankly, it would be the perfect last novel in the series. It brings a pretty near perfect emotional resolution for both Matthew and Elaine, and it was probably the best book in a consistently excellent series. It would be nice to see it retired in top form, instead of going through the slow slide to mediocrity seen in many long running series...

Actually, Dilana isn't wearing a full Viking Helmet...just a pair of horns on a plastic band...lame...

Ryan is the first of the bottom three this week...he'll be ruining Baba O'Reilly tonight. He's already making it sound emo, less than 30 seconds in. He starts out emo, and segues into this constipated pseudo-Fogerty kinda thing, and goes back to emo on the bridge...I think he might actually be drunk...

Storm is next. I love the fact that she is actually enthusiastic about being in the bottom three...she's doing Helter Skelter...I think everyone's drunk tonight...this is just really sloppy and all over the place...

Dilana is the last one in the bottom three. She's doing Psycho Killer...this will be either awesome, or horrible...I'm liking this a lot...not that fond of the weird yodelling stuff, and she seems to not know any of the french lyrics for the bridge...otherwise, pretty damn good.

They should get rid of Ryan. In fact, I'm 99% certain that Ryan is who they will get rid of.

Tommy is a genius 'Ryan, after nine weeks, you are probably the only cat who'se come the farthest.' True eloquence.

Anyway, they got rid of Ryan. wheee
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